This challenge is open
The Goal: Take out one or more Transcendentals.
Fair Assumptions: Assume that no Transcendental was created before the oldest of the current batch came online - there are no Transcendentals from any alien species before humanity. You can use later Transcendentals of varying bandwidth, the Aia, Aia/Transcendental hybrids, universal constant fluctuation, or just about anything else. Assume time travel is possible, but not to times before the time machine was built.
Parameters: Points for plausibility, reliability of method, entertainment value, and the number of times you can make Tau say "Jesus!" while reading your post.
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